How to properly steal the design of a website

I am in the process of redesigning GenPink (cue anticipation sound) so I found this post on How to properly steal the design of a website pretty entertaining.

First things first, admit it: you suck. You’re a moron and a cheat. It’s likely that you’ll never ever really achieve anything in life because you lack the talent to create or to do anything for yourself. In fact the act of dressing yourself in the morning is the closet you will ever come to doing something for yourself.

Since I mentioned the redesign, are there any features/additions you’d like to see on the new and improved GenPink?