{Fun Friday} WORK Virus

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We’ve been entirely too serious serious around here lately so I thought I’d bring back the fun friday. This is actually an email forward that I got from a friend. I thought this was worth passing along.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life, get help quickly!

Happy Friday! I hope you remember to take some time to relax this weekend. I’m having a slumber party with my college roommates. There will be some sushi, possibly some wine and fun will be had by all.

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